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3.27sYou are wearing a red-and-white striped club tie...
2.19sin a half Windsor knot.
2.85sOh, I am, am I? Is that what you think?
2.25sWell, if that is what you think,
2.3sI have something to tell you.
3sSomething that may shock and discredit you.
2.37sAnd that thing is as follows.
1.05s
2.34sI'm not wearing a tie at all.
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1.97sBut if I am wrong about that,
2.67smaybe I am wrong about Mrs. Simpson.
2.32sNo further questions.
4.5sKids, I got a crazy feeling your mom's not going to prison.
1.58sYea!
2.45sYou're a latter-day Clarence Darrow.
3.35sUh, was he the black guy on The Mod Squad?