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3.67sthe suntan lotion that's also a laxative.
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2.34sGotta get a juicer. Gotta drink juice. Lose weight.
2.8sWon't get chest pains from answering the phone anymore.
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2.65sPlease don't tell the supervisor I have the flu.
2.7sI've been working with a shattered pelvis for three weeks.
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3.24sOh, my juice Loosener's never gonna come.
3.35s- Hey, Dad, this came for you in the mail. - Whoo-hoo!
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3.3sMother, get an extra-special hug ready.
2.54sI bought you a new juicer.
4.8sGood Lord. Flu germs entering every orifice in my head. Uhh.
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0.38sHappy birthday.
2.97sHappy birthday.
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