Use the timeline below to select up to 20 seconds to watch or share.
2.97sIt's whisper quiet!
0.7s
2.39s
2.97sYou got all that from one bag of oranges?
3.8sThat's right. Order now and you'll also get Sun 'n' Run,
3.67sthe suntan lotion that's also a laxative.
2.04s
0.67s
2.34sGotta get a juicer. Gotta drink juice. Lose weight.
2.8sWon't get chest pains from answering the phone anymore.
0.52s
2s
4.92s
2.65sPlease don't tell the supervisor I have the flu.
2.7sI've been working with a shattered pelvis for three weeks.
1.93s
3.34s
0.55s
4.99s
3.24sOh, my juice Loosener's never gonna come.
3.35s- Hey, Dad, this came for you in the mail.
- Whoo-hoo!
1.87s
3.3sMother, get an extra-special hug ready.