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4.44sI sure would. But won't we have to pay those outrageous grocery-store prices...
2.24sfor something the farmer probably spit in?
2.52sNot anymore!
2.8sAll thanks to the new juice Loosener.
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3.62sDoctor, are you sure it's on? I can't hear a thing.
2.97sIt's whisper quiet!
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2.97sYou got all that from one bag of oranges?
3.8sThat's right. Order now and you'll also get Sun 'n' Run,
3.67sthe suntan lotion that's also a laxative.
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2.34sGotta get a juicer. Gotta drink juice. Lose weight.
2.8sWon't get chest pains from answering the phone anymore.
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2.65sPlease don't tell the supervisor I have the flu.
2.7sI've been working with a shattered pelvis for three weeks.
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