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1.97sHe's got money to buy tongue depressors and yarn,
1.57sbut not enough to pay us back?
2.17sDo you know how much mustache cream that could've bought?
1.3sI don't like the mustache, Fred.
1.53sNobody likes the mustache.
1.4sThat's why we lost the trial.
1.7sThat's not true.
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1.2sGood evening, I'm Tom Tucker.
1.4sAnd I'm Diane Simmons.
1.8sOur top story tonight. Quahog, Rhode Island.
5.74sKnown for quaint neighborhoods, white sandy beaches and harboring blood-thirsty murderers?
4.1sThat's right, Tom. Former murderer O.J. Simpson has moved to Quahog.
1.67sWe don't have footage of the murder itself,
1.57sbut we can show you what happened,
2.74sthanks to this reenactment by the Quahog Opera Company.
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6.27sI love you, Nicole, but I must confess
6.07sTo some trepidation for I am a lonely waiter
6.27sWho loves a lass above his station