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5.6sI'm getting older, too Thanks. I feel better.
1.33sHi. Are you Peter Griffin?
1.43sThat's my name. Don't put a knife in it.
1.37sNice to meet you. Come on, let's tee off.
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3.4sDamn it. Will you look at these golf shoes? They're all scuffed up.
3.64sMy wife was supposed to polish them, but clearly she forgot.
4.14sMan, sometimes I just feel like I could just stab her repeatedly.
3.24sWhite women, huh? Jewish waiters, too.
3.1sI got this Jewish waiter one time. It was awful. Didn't tip him.
2.07sYou ever do anything bad to a Jewish waiter?
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