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1.7sLois, I'm gonna win that thing.
2.94sPeter, why would you want a used dirt bike when you already have a car?
4.1sBecause this is 1978, Lois, and dirt bikes have never been hotter.
1.37sBesides, I get one of those things,
1.33sit's gonna be a buffet of beave.
2.47sI don't know, seems stupid to me.
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2.44sThanks to all of you for coming out today.
3.58sIn just a minute, we'll begin our "Hands on a Hard Body" contest.
7.07sAnd the lucky one of you who can keep his or her hand on this dirt bike for the longest amount of time will get to take it home!
0.45sYeah!
1.5sYeah!
2.67sOh, boy, I can't wait to win a free dirt bike!
2.54sEMCEE: And all you have to do is pay the sales tax.
3.14sWho needs a stupid dirt bike!
3sOkay, everyone who wants to win this dirt bike,
2.47scome on up and put a hand on it!
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1.75sMr. Pewterschmidt? What are you doing here?
1.47sYou want a used dirt bike?
2.6sOh, not at all. But Lois told me how much you wanted it,
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