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3.84sLike to see me walk next door, hat in hand, and ask him for money.
3.09sBet you'd have your nose pressed against the glass to watch that conversation.
1.22sNo, you know what?
4.07sInstead, let's just go knock on all the doors of all our neighbors and tell them I'm a failure!
1.65sNo, that's not what I... No, no, no, it's a good idea!
3.05sLet's just go right now and tell everyone how much of a failure I am.
1.23sBut I...
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3.04s(KNOCKING) QUAGMIRE: Oh, hey, Chris.
1.23sCHRIS: Meg has something she wants to tell you.
1.23sMEG: Chris, please, I'm sorry.
1.2sCHRIS: Say it!
1.87sMEG: (CRYING) Chris is a failure.
1.44sQUAGMIRE: Uh, okay.
1.6sCHRIS: Now we're going to the Swansons!
1.54s(MEG SOBBING)
1.13s(CHRIS GRUNTING)
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2.83sOh, my God! I think Chris is having a heart attack!
2.2sWe're not supposed to leave the table.
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2.09sBe cool, be quiet, be quiet.
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1.48sAll right, well, nothing to worry about.
1.4sChris is going to be just fine.
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