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1.22sThis is my dirt bike girlfriend.
1.27sAmber.
2.74sI'm a dirt bike guy now, so I need a dirt bike girlfriend.
3sYes, she has small breasts, but she makes up for it by smoking.
2.37sPeter, she has to leave. We're having dinner.
4.82sNo, Lois! I will not allow you to look down on Amber just 'cause she goes to an alternative high school!
3.74sThere's different ways to measure intelligence besides someone's grade-point average!
3.74sFact is, she rumpled up some poetry she wrote and threw it away in a fit,
2.17sbut I un-rumpled it, and it was really good!
3.82s(SIGHS) Fine. Amber, would you like to have some dinner with our family?
1.12sNah, I can't.
2.84sI got a wicked bruise on the back of my throat.
1.13sANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen,
2.27splease rise for our national anthem,
3.87sperformed this afternoon by Peter Griffin and his dirt bike.
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3.6s(ENGINE REVS TO THE TUNE OF THE STAR-SPANGLED BANNER)