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1.23sLike a cool kid.
2.3sYeah, that's it. Getting smoother, isn't it?
1.12s- Yeah.
- Oh, yeah!
1.93sWait till you try it after a meal. Delicious!
1.67sAnd after sex? Forget about it.
2.2sIt's like putting your penis to sleep in a feather bed.
1.8sI think I may want more cigarettes.
1.23sI'll get you more cigarettes.
1.67sBut I'm pretty mad about my dirt bike!
1.63sKids, I'm sorry to say this,
2.27sbut I think the two of you need to be punished.
1.67sLook, it was an accident, okay?
2.03sI mean, you can always buy another one, right?
1.25sBuy another one?
5.07sYou know, I don't think you kids appreciate how hard your father and I work to provide you with everything we do.
2.44sSometimes you just seem to take us for granted.
2.2sYou know, it's very difficult being a parent.
4.62sNo, it's not. You get to do anything you want and you get to make all the rules.
1.7sDamn right I do, 'cause I make the money!
3.2sI'm the big mamoo around here!
4.2sNow, when you start bringing in a paycheck and providing for this family, then you can make the rules!
2.19sWell, I'd do a better job of it than you!
1.63sOh, you think so, huh?
2.13sWell, maybe you'd like to try it for a little while.
1.27sYou be the adults!
1.15sWhat do you mean?
2.77sI mean, maybe we try a little experiment.