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13.18sIt seems today that all you see Is violence in movies and sex on TV But where are those good old-fashioned values On which we used to rely?
3.07sLucky there's a family guy
3.1sLucky there's a man who positively can do
1.87sAll the things that make us
1.48sLaugh and cry
5.76sHe's a family guy
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3.85s(SLURRING) We interrupt this program because I have had kind of a crap day,
2.44sand I know all the station passwords to do it.
3.15sSo, smell that finger, Quahog!
2.54sOoh, a drunk news report from Tom Tucker.
2.4sWe haven't had one of those since they canceled Passions.
1.73sThis should be good.