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2.97sI don't understand why you're such a freaking martyr all the time.
1.83sIt's a house. It's a finite area.
2.24sI'm not cleaning a town.
1.87sHey, family, I'm home.
2.4sOoh. That smells fantastic.
2.64sHey, buddy, how was your first day in the real world?
1.62sIt was actually really great.
3.87sAnd Angela even told me I might get a raise for doing such a good job.
2.57sWow, guys, you hear that? A raise.
1.7sInteresting.
2.6sSeems like the kids are doing pretty well at this grown-up thing, huh?
2.45sI would suggest that you suck that.
2.35sWow, I am already so stuffed.
3.27sGuess I shouldn't have had so many action figure guns for lunch.
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1.62sWell, hello, you two.
1.47sHow's your little experiment going?
1.63s(SOBBING) Horrible.
3.8sThree girls I don't care about made me cry in the bathroom.
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1.43sHey, you guys.
3.14sI bet you Lois Griffin doesn't make the track team,
2.2swhich is an important thing in high school right now.