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2.44sThanks to all of you for coming out today.
3.58sIn just a minute, we'll begin our "Hands on a Hard Body" contest.
7.07sAnd the lucky one of you who can keep his or her hand on this dirt bike for the longest amount of time will get to take it home!
0.45sYeah!
1.5sYeah!
2.67sOh, boy, I can't wait to win a free dirt bike!
2.54sEMCEE: And all you have to do is pay the sales tax.
3.14sWho needs a stupid dirt bike!
3sOkay, everyone who wants to win this dirt bike,
2.47scome on up and put a hand on it!
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1.75sMr. Pewterschmidt? What are you doing here?
1.47sYou want a used dirt bike?
2.6sOh, not at all. But Lois told me how much you wanted it,
3.3sso I decided to win it for myself just so I could destroy it in front of you.
3.25sAnd the clock starts now!
1.37sHow are you gonna destroy a dirt bike?
1.2sYou can't even open your own aspirin.
1sWith that.