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2.54sOoh, a drunk news report from Tom Tucker.
2.4sWe haven't had one of those since they canceled Passions.
1.73sThis should be good.
5.77sOkay, our top story tonight, a local car dealer has announced a "Hands on a Hard Body" promotion,
7.04sin which a used dirt bike will be awarded to the one customer who can successfully outlast his competitors.
3.92sAnd in other news, they're bringing back Passions!
1.53sYes, they are!
2.83sHoly crap! A dirt bike! That's awesome!
1.7sLois, I'm gonna win that thing.
2.94sPeter, why would you want a used dirt bike when you already have a car?
4.1sBecause this is 1978, Lois, and dirt bikes have never been hotter.
1.37sBesides, I get one of those things,
1.33sit's gonna be a buffet of beave.
2.47sI don't know, seems stupid to me.
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2.44sThanks to all of you for coming out today.
3.58sIn just a minute, we'll begin our "Hands on a Hard Body" contest.
7.07sAnd the lucky one of you who can keep his or her hand on this dirt bike for the longest amount of time will get to take it home!
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