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0.45sYeah!
1.5sYeah!
2.67sOh, boy, I can't wait to win a free dirt bike!
2.54sEMCEE: And all you have to do is pay the sales tax.
3.14sWho needs a stupid dirt bike!
3sOkay, everyone who wants to win this dirt bike,
2.47scome on up and put a hand on it!
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1.75sMr. Pewterschmidt? What are you doing here?
1.47sYou want a used dirt bike?
2.6sOh, not at all. But Lois told me how much you wanted it,
3.3sso I decided to win it for myself just so I could destroy it in front of you.
3.25sAnd the clock starts now!
1.37sHow are you gonna destroy a dirt bike?
1.2sYou can't even open your own aspirin.
1sWith that.
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1.2sAw, damn it!
3.79sOoh! Our first hand off the dirt bike!
1.4sI guess you're out, Mr. Pewterschmidt.
1.64sWell, I already paid for that thing,
3.27sso I'm just gonna stick around and smash other stuff you like.
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2.39sHey, fat ass, you like...