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4.57sOh, Abe. Maybe our Homer could grow up to be president some day.
3.29sYou, president? This is the greatest country in the world.
1.95sWe've got a whole system set up...
2.5sto keep people like you from ever becoming president!
2.22sQuit your daydreamin', melon-head.
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3.1s- Quit your daydreamin', melon-head.
- Dad.
2.54sHow come you never gave me any encouragement?
2.6sMaybe I could've been something more than I am,
3.14slike a travel agent to a great scientist...
3.17sor the inventor of a hilarious refrigerator alarm.
2.59sWho are you to complain? You lock me up in a home...
3.37sand give me the same damn shower-safety seat every Christmas.
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2.77sYour whole life you never said one nice thing to me.
2.24sThat's 'cause you're a screwup!
2.97sYou're the screwup! Why, you little--
3.87sAll right! All right! That's it!
3.07sWe're goin' home. I'm sick of you and your stupid tonic!
2.99sIf I hadn't taken that stupid tonic 38 years ago,
2.35syou'd have never been born and I'd have been happy.