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2.4sOkay, it's now painfully clear...
2.03sthe adults are definitely...
2.3spaving the way for an invasion by the saucer people.
3.72sYou fool! Can't you see it's a massive government conspiracy?
3.1sOr have they gotten to you too?
4.15sHey, hey, hey! Stop it! Stop it!
2.75sWhy are you guys jumping to such ridiculous conclusions?
2.07sHaven't you ever heard of Occam's Razor?
2.55sThe simplest explanation is probably the correct one.
0.63sSo what's the simplest explanation?
2.24sI don't know.
3.99sMaybe they're all reverse-vampires, and they have to get home before dark.
4.59sReverse-vampires!
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