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2.68sand I'm not allowed to turn on the stove.
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2.47sHurry up! We got a lot of tonic to sell...
5.45sand a lot of towns to visit: Frigid Falls, Mount Seldom, Lake Flaccid.
4.64sGreat. I'm gonna be stuck in a car all weekend with that wheezy windbag.
2.47sAnd that's what's wrong with Bart's generation.
3.5sNow, as for your generation--
2.44sAnd for the minimal outlay of one dollar,
2.55syou can take home a bottle of liquid Lothario,
4.04sdistilled Don juan, catalytically carbonated Casanova.
4.32sLock ol' Rover in the shed, 'cause man has a new best friend...
2.74sin Simpson and Son's Revitalizing Tonic.