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3.6sGeez! If it's in a book, it's gotta be true!
2.02sScary, no?
2.23sAnd this guy is head of the Spaceology Department...
2.49sat the Correspondence College of Tampa!
3.37sWill you cook my dinner for me? My parents aren't around,
2.68sand I'm not allowed to turn on the stove.
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2.47sHurry up! We got a lot of tonic to sell...
5.45sand a lot of towns to visit: Frigid Falls, Mount Seldom, Lake Flaccid.
4.64sGreat. I'm gonna be stuck in a car all weekend with that wheezy windbag.
2.47sAnd that's what's wrong with Bart's generation.
3.5sNow, as for your generation--
2.44sAnd for the minimal outlay of one dollar,
2.55syou can take home a bottle of liquid Lothario,
4.04sdistilled Don juan, catalytically carbonated Casanova.
4.32sLock ol' Rover in the shed, 'cause man has a new best friend...
2.74sin Simpson and Son's Revitalizing Tonic.
3.24sI'm not convinced! I've had bad luck with aphrodisiacs.
3.95sAll questions will be answered. All fears will be allayed...