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2.33sBy now, your new, improved love life should have you...
3sflinging woo like nobody's business.
2.9sSo, to you, Mr. and Mrs. Erotic American,
2.24sI bid... good day.
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2.5sWelcome home, Son. I broke two lamps and lost all your mail.
0.67sWhat's wrong with your wife?
2.24sNever mind. You wouldn't understand.
1.33s- Flu?
- No.
1.43s- Protein deficiency?
- No.
4.34s- Pneumonoultramicroscopic- silicovolcanoconiosis?
- No.
1.8sUnsatisfying sex life?
3.5sN-- Yes! But, please, don't you say that word.
2.92sWhat? Sex!
4.49sWhat's so unappealing about hearing your elderly father talk about sex?