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2.85sThe Arabian Nights Room looks nice.
2.74sThe Pharaoh's Chamber has a vibrating sarcophagus.
2.62sSorry there, Fred and Ethel. You should've made a reservation.
2.3sWe only got one room left.
2.87sUh, the toilet is overflowing in the, uh, Caveman Room.
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4.72sOh, here we are. The "Utility Room."
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3.09sThis isn't very erotic. I think it's an actual utility room.
3.17sNo, honey, it's a romantic fantasy.
3.1sI imagine I'm the janitor, and you're...
2.28sthe janitor's wife,
2.77swho has to live with me in the utility room.
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2.8sDon't mind me, folks. just need to get the ol' wet-dry vac.
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2.33sBy now, your new, improved love life should have you...
3sflinging woo like nobody's business.
2.9sSo, to you, Mr. and Mrs. Erotic American,