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3.07sbut now I've gotta go somewhere and do some serious thinking.
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4.35sI'm sure he meant to say "serious drinking." That's what I assumed.
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2.77sHere's where it all started to go wrong.
3.32sHow am I supposed to be a good dad when I never had one myself?
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3sOh, Dad wasn't even around on Christmas morning...
3.14swhen I actually got to meet Santa Claus.
2.17sSome father.
3.39sWait a minute. Dad!
3.6sOh! This photo is a blessing.
2.13sIt eases my pain.
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3.47sThis tonic's caused me nothin' but trouble.
2.97sYou've done all the damage you're gonna do!
2.5sOh, nuts!
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