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2.7sUh, no offense, Homer, but your half-assed under-parenting...
2.94swas a lot more fun than your half-assed over-parenting.
0.45sBut I'm using my whole ass.
5.24sDad, it's just that too much of your love can really be...
1.85sscary.
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3.74sSome day you'll thank me for all this scary love,
3.07sbut now I've gotta go somewhere and do some serious thinking.
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4.35sI'm sure he meant to say "serious drinking." That's what I assumed.
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2.77sHere's where it all started to go wrong.
3.32sHow am I supposed to be a good dad when I never had one myself?
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3sOh, Dad wasn't even around on Christmas morning...
3.14swhen I actually got to meet Santa Claus.
2.17sSome father.
3.39sWait a minute. Dad!