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2.17syour very first bike.
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1.95sDad, number one, I know how to ride a bike.
2.07sNumber two, I already own a bike.
2.9sAnd number three, that is a girl's bike.
5.16sYou're no girl. You're a boy. A good boy. You can be president.
2.53sScratch that-- You will be president! Dad!
3.95sI think Lisa needs another push on her new tire swing!
3.4sNo, Dad, I wanna get down.
3.62sThis tire is filthy and the steel belts are poking me.
2.9sWhee! Whee! No! No!
2.7sUh, no offense, Homer, but your half-assed under-parenting...
2.94swas a lot more fun than your half-assed over-parenting.
0.45sBut I'm using my whole ass.
5.24sDad, it's just that too much of your love can really be...
1.85sscary.