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2.57sHe knew how to drive a car.
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2.57sSon! My dear son!
2.59sFrom now on, I'm going to be a good and attentive father.
4.27sAnd for starters, your old man is gonna teach you how to ride...
2.17syour very first bike.
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1.95sDad, number one, I know how to ride a bike.
2.07sNumber two, I already own a bike.
2.9sAnd number three, that is a girl's bike.
5.16sYou're no girl. You're a boy. A good boy. You can be president.
2.53sScratch that-- You will be president! Dad!
3.95sI think Lisa needs another push on her new tire swing!
3.4sNo, Dad, I wanna get down.
3.62sThis tire is filthy and the steel belts are poking me.
2.9sWhee! Whee! No! No!
2.7sUh, no offense, Homer, but your half-assed under-parenting...
2.94swas a lot more fun than your half-assed over-parenting.