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4.5sThe Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people--
0.66sThank you.
3.43sunder the supervision of the reverse-vampires--
0.5s
3.37sare forcing our parents to go to bed early...
3.7sin a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner!
3.3sWe're through the looking glass here, people.
3.22sKids, your daddy and his daddy are involved in a very...
2.35ssticky, nutty, chewy, chocolaty--
1.97sPut it away, boy!
2sSituation.
2sAnd your daddy has realized something very important.
3.24sA father should always make his kids feel wanted.
2.69sStarting right now, I promise to spend a lot more time with you...
2.25sand give you the attention you deserve.
2.7sI can't breathe.
1.63s
3.3sAnd just feast your ears on this tantalizing testimonial...
1.92sfrom my own flesh and blood,
2.6sthe son who puts the fun in Simpson and Son,
2.64smy son, Barney!