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2.63sOf course not, Marge, just for the rest of his life.
2.34sHe said I was an accident. He didn't want to have me.
2s- You didn't want to have Bart.
- I know,
2.1sbut you're never supposed to tell the child.
0.53sYou tell Bart all the time. You told him this morning.
3.24sBut when I do it, it's cute.
4.3sSo, finally, we're all in agreement about what's going on with the adults.
1.75sMilhouse.
2.27sOkay. Here's what we've got.
4.5sThe Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people--
0.66sThank you.
3.43sunder the supervision of the reverse-vampires--
0.5s
3.37sare forcing our parents to go to bed early...
3.7sin a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner!
3.3sWe're through the looking glass here, people.
3.22sKids, your daddy and his daddy are involved in a very...
2.35ssticky, nutty, chewy, chocolaty--
1.97sPut it away, boy!
2sSituation.
2sAnd your daddy has realized something very important.
3.24sA father should always make his kids feel wanted.
2.69sStarting right now, I promise to spend a lot more time with you...