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3.74s
2.5sWelcome home, Son. I broke two lamps and lost all your mail.
0.67sWhat's wrong with your wife?
2.24sNever mind. You wouldn't understand.
1.33s- Flu?
- No.
1.43s- Protein deficiency?
- No.
4.34s- Pneumonoultramicroscopic- silicovolcanoconiosis?
- No.
1.8sUnsatisfying sex life?
3.5sN-- Yes! But, please, don't you say that word.
2.92sWhat? Sex!
4.49sWhat's so unappealing about hearing your elderly father talk about sex?
4sI had sex!
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0.72s
3.84sYou're home safe, done my duty. See you the next time we need your signature.
2.87sOh, you never want to spend any time with me,
2.32sbut I can help you with your lovin' problem.
4.34sI got a home remedy that'll put the dowsers back in your trousers.