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3.6sI know I'm gonna get rich with this scheme... and quick.
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2.93sSir! Hello, sir!
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2.34sSo-- Ow!
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2.1sLet me sell it, you "idjit."
2.77sStep right up, folks,
2.2sand witness the magnificent medicinal miracle...
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