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3.22sKids, your daddy and his daddy are involved in a very...
2.35ssticky, nutty, chewy, chocolaty--
1.97sPut it away, boy!
2sSituation.
2sAnd your daddy has realized something very important.
3.24sA father should always make his kids feel wanted.
2.69sStarting right now, I promise to spend a lot more time with you...
2.25sand give you the attention you deserve.
2.7sI can't breathe.
1.63s
3.3sAnd just feast your ears on this tantalizing testimonial...
1.92sfrom my own flesh and blood,
2.6sthe son who puts the fun in Simpson and Son,
2.64smy son, Barney!
4.35sI used to be a fat, disgusting slob.