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4.04sTwo, four, six, eight, Homer's crime was very great!
4.34sGreat meaning large or immense. We use it in the pejorative sense.
2.1sMarge, I swear I didn't touch her.
3sYou know how bashful I am. I can't even say the word "titmouse"...
3.25swithout giggling like a schoolgirl.
3.12sAt any rate, I believe you, and I think you should...
1.93sgo outside and straighten this out.
2.87sSome of their chants are very catchy and memorable.
2.47s- You grabbed me in the car!
- Oh, that.
3.94sNo, I was just grabbing a gummi Venus de Milo that got stuck to your pants.
3.1sYeah, right. That's the oldest excuse in the book.
1.27sCome on. I'm a decent guy.
2.27sWhy would anybody wanna touch a girl's butt?
1.93sThat's where cooties come from.
2.35sDad, I don't understand. What is she saying you did?
3.45sWell, Lisa, remember that postcard Grampa sent us from Florida...