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3.57sAnd, you know, I think he'd sound a little something like this.
2.84sI pity the fool who doesn't phone home.
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2.1sOh, I wouldn't wanna be Mr. T. right now.
3.8sHomer, the kids have a great idea how you can clear your name!
2.94sThe media's making a monster out of you because they don't care about the truth.
1.9sAll they care about is entertainment.
3.24sYou need a forum where they don't even know the meaning of the word entertainment--
2.74s- public access television.
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3.54sBut those shows all look so crummy. We can dress it up a bit.
3.24sWe can bring a fern and a folding chair from the garage,
3sand the most decorative thing of all-- the truth.
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2.5sThere are only 49 stars on that flag.