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1.27sCome on. I'm a decent guy.
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2.27sWhy would anybody wanna touch a girl's butt?
1.93sThat's where cooties come from.
2.35sDad, I don't understand. What is she saying you did?
3.45sWell, Lisa, remember that postcard Grampa sent us from Florida...
2sof that alligator biting that woman's bottom?
2.93sOh, yeah. That was brilliant!
2.4sThat's right. We all thought it was hilarious.
2sBut it turns out we were wrong.
2.87sThat alligator was sexually harassing that woman.
2.25sAnd the dog in the Coppertone ad? Same deal, Dad?
0.53sThat's kind of a gray area.
3sWe know you're innocent, Dad.
0.38sThanks, kids.
4.15sThey seem to be building some sort of a shantytown.
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3.35sGet away, protestors! You can't stop me from living my life!
2.07sNo respect for women! No peace!
2.28sjust try to push the right buttons now!
2.97sWe aren't crazy about nuclear power either!