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3.9sor as some of you wags have dubbed me, Father Goose.
4.05sYou know, everybody believed the worst about me right away.
3.77sNobody cares that I didn't do it. But I didn't.
3sOkay, look, I've done some bad things in my life,
2.77sbut harassing women is not one of them.
2.5sLike one time, we were having this race...
3.24swith this stupid, old-timey bicycle with the big wheel in front.
2.4sSo, I figure, we'll see about that.
3.5sSo I get this big chunk of cinder block--
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3.57sOh, gotta go. Innocent!
2.57sDad, you did it! I am so proud of you!
3.34sThe switchboards are lighting up.
2.47sTwo calls. That's our best ever.
2.33sHello? No, Janice doesn't live here.
3.64sHello? Yes, I am interested in long distance savings.
1.97sVery interested.
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