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2.4sI know. Evening at the improv.
2.37sThey never talk about anything beyond the 1980s.
2.27sI think about weird stuff. Like, what would happen...
2.87sif E.T. and Mr. T. had a baby?
2.17sWell, you'd get Mr. E.T., wouldn't you?
3.57sAnd, you know, I think he'd sound a little something like this.
2.84sI pity the fool who doesn't phone home.
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2.1sOh, I wouldn't wanna be Mr. T. right now.
3.8sHomer, the kids have a great idea how you can clear your name!
2.94sThe media's making a monster out of you because they don't care about the truth.
1.9sAll they care about is entertainment.
3.24sYou need a forum where they don't even know the meaning of the word entertainment--
2.74s- public access television.
- Oh.
3.54sBut those shows all look so crummy. We can dress it up a bit.