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3.1sCan I go to the candy show? Can I? Huh? No, me, me! Take me! Take me!
2.18sSorry, kids, but this is the one event...
2.63sI want my darling wife by my side.
2.74sOh, thank you, Homer, but take one of the kids.
2.85sMarge! They can't carry enough candy.
3.59sThey have puny little muscles, not big ropy ones like you.
3.75sYou go, Mom, for the greater good.
2.23sFor the greater good.
2.89sHomer, are all these pockets necessary?
3.27sThey wouldn't be if you were willing to sit in a hollowed-out wheelchair.
2sThat's the babysitter.
2.1sNo one in town will sit for you two anymore.
1.84sI had to choose between a grad student at the university...
1.77sand a scary-looking hobo.
2.63sPlease, the hobo. Please, the hobo. Please, the hobo.
2.23sHi. I'm Ashley Grant.
0.48sOh.
2sAshley Grant!