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3sand the most decorative thing of all-- the truth.
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2.5sThere are only 49 stars on that flag.
4.3sI'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missouri.
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4.44sNow it's time for the Innocence Report with Homer Simpson.
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2.19sHello. I am Homer Simpson,
3.9sor as some of you wags have dubbed me, Father Goose.
4.05sYou know, everybody believed the worst about me right away.
3.77sNobody cares that I didn't do it. But I didn't.
3sOkay, look, I've done some bad things in my life,
2.77sbut harassing women is not one of them.
2.5sLike one time, we were having this race...
3.24swith this stupid, old-timey bicycle with the big wheel in front.
2.4sSo, I figure, we'll see about that.
3.5sSo I get this big chunk of cinder block--