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2.77sat a sex farm for sex hookers.
3sI keep telling ya. I just grow sorghum here.
2sUh-huh. And where are the hookers?
2.5sRound back. Oops.
3.64sBut first, she was a university honor student who devoted her life to kids...
3.87suntil the night a grossly overweight pervert named Homer Simpson...
2.97sgave her a crash course in depravity.
2s
1.67sAw, crap!
2.4sSomebody had to take the babysitter home.
2.57sThen I noticed she was sitting on-- her sweet can.
2sI grab her-- sweet can.
2.2sOh, just thinking about-- her can.
3.29sI just wish I-- sweet-- sweet-- s-s-sweet can.
2.85sSo, Mr. Simpson, you admit you grabbed her can.
2.37sWhat do you have to say in your defense?