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2.57swith all their little nooks and crannies.
1.9sDad, are you licking toads?
1.98sI'm not not licking toads.
2.04sWell, it's time to get to work.
3.02sHumanitarian Homer Simpson, over and out.
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3.34sGather round, everyone. I'm gonna teach you about religion.
2.6sOh, God, oh, God, oh, God--
1.85sPlease, please. That's not necessary. oh, God, oh, God--
2.6sI'm just God's messenger.
3.39sAnd lo, what a wondrous message it is.
2.84sLike this, from the book of...
1.9s"P-salms."
3.19s"God will shatter the heads of his enemies,
3s"the hairy crown of those who walk in their guilty ways,
2.32sthat you may bathe your feet in blood."
4.72sAs true today as it was when it was written.
2.42sNow let's open it up to some Q&A.
1.78sYes, Lisa jr.?
3.5sAmy said there are lots of religions. Which is the right one?