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2.97sBut what will I watch while I'm sitting on the couch?
0.35sCouch?
2.62sNo couches either?
2.3sOh, man, I need a beer.
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3.44sOh, God, oh, God, oh, God, oh, God!
2.94sOh, God, oh, God, oh, God, oh, God!
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1.93sNothin'.
1.93sHere we go.
2.53sYeah.
3.19sHomer? Homer!
1.47sHuh? What the--
2.42sHello!
2.35sIs there anybody in there?
2.05sMarge!
1.7sHomer, are you all right?
2.15sI guess so. But that first month was pretty rough.
1.63sYou've only been gone two days.
1.95sReally? Without TV it's hard to know...
2.13swhen one day begins and the other ends.
2.72sI miss you, Dad. Mom won't let me read HÄgar the Horrible.
2.2sI just don't think it's funny.