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1.98sQuick. You gotta hide me from PBS.
3.8sTheir bloodthirsty pursuit is made possible by a grant from the Chubb Group.
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3.67sGive us the money! Elmo knows where you live.
2.4sPlease, help me. I'll do anything. I'll light a candle.
1.75sI'll help with your next charity scam.
2.57sThe word is "drive." Sure, sure. Bob's your uncle.
1.95sLet's just get out of here.
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1.88sNothing to see here, people.
2.78sjust headed down to the dump with these children's letters to God.
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2.59sWe'll send you someplace safe till the heat dies down.
2.3sGreat, but why am I on a plane?
4.79sHomer, how would you like to be a missionary in the South Pacific?
2.2sSouth Pacific? I didn't agree to--
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2sW-Wait!
3.64sI'm no missionary. I don't even believe in "jebus."