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3.99sHmm. I can see the house is falling apart without me, so here's the new order.
0.53sBart, you're the man of the house.
1.27sMmm!
1.6sLisa, I'm promoting you to boy.
1.92sMaggie's now the brainy girl.
1.87sToaster can fill in for Maggie.
0.52sAnd, Marge, you're a consultant.
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0.65sDad?
1.32sYes, boy?
2.18sI just want to tell you how proud I am...
2.12sthat you're showing an interest in your fellow man.
2.64sReally? You're proud of me?
3.5sOh, yes. The whole town thinks you're a real humanitarian.
2.94sNed Flanders is green with envy.
1.8sOh, really?
2.04sWell, if you'll excuse me,
2.79sI got some civilization to spread like butter...
2.95son the English muffin that is these people,
2.57swith all their little nooks and crannies.
1.9sDad, are you licking toads?
1.98sI'm not not licking toads.
2.04sWell, it's time to get to work.
3.02sHumanitarian Homer Simpson, over and out.
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