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3.37sSorry. Fish bone in my throat. We call that "earthquake."
2.65sGreat. Now my testicle's got ants on it.
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2.37sThanks, sweetheart. Have a Bible.
2.57sMy name's Homer. What's yours?
2.58sI am Ouilouiyukitanawanje.
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2.3sI'm gonna call you Lisa jr.
2.4sSo, what do you do for fun around here?
3.57sCraig and Amy were digging a well.
2.82sCraig and Amy were also building a chapel.
3.59sCraig and Amy, Craig and Amy. Why don't you just marry Craig and Amy?
2.9sI told you we should have asked them.
2.47sHow's the TV reception here? Excellent or--
0.67sT... V?
2.1sYou don't have TV?
2.97sBut what will I watch while I'm sitting on the couch?
0.35sCouch?
2.62sNo couches either?
2.3sOh, man, I need a beer.
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3.44sOh, God, oh, God, oh, God, oh, God!
2.94sOh, God, oh, God, oh, God, oh, God!