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2.59sIf they're not having a go with a bird,
2.4sthey're having a row with a wanker.
2.09sCheeky.
2.34sNo feeling
7.07sno feeling Ahh! No feeling jolly sodding X-mas, Major. For anybody else Choke on it!
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2.5sOh, crikey!
2.9sYou gave me a smash on the noggin last year.
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2.4sNot in my parlor, you don't.
2.57sAah! Me eyes! I'm scalded, I am!
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3.7sThe mother's the voice of reason. Here come the cricket bats.
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2.39sYou don't have the cobbles.
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3.77sClassic. Not hard to see why it's England's longest-running series.
2.43sAnd today we're showing all seven episodes.
0.47sHey, what the hell's going on?
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2.77slike Do Shut Up and Shut Your Gob,
2.07syou'll want to support our pledge drive.