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3.24sBut I'm not Homer Simpson. I think I know who Homer Simpson is.
4.14sIn 10 short years you've caused 17 meltdowns.
0.4sOne is too many.
1.08sYeah, but--
3.4sYou sold weapons-grade plutonium to the Iraqis-- with no markup.
0.55sBut--
1.25sAnd worst of all,
2.95syou took the Hamburglar's birthday off last Monday and Wednesday.
1.94sWhich is it?
3.5sNow, my voice is giving out, so I'm just going to poke you for the next hour or so.
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2.8sFriends, when I came here one month ago,
2.97sthis seemed like a strange and frightening place.
3.4sBut now I've learned to love this island as my second--
3.62sA plane! Stop! Get me off this stinkin' rock!
1.97sAnyhoo--
3.37sI'm about to share with you a modern-day miracle--
4.67sSomething that has revitalized cities from East Saint Louis to Biloxi, Mississippi.
2.67sThe magic medicine of...
2.23scasino gambling!
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