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1.6sNo, of course not.
2.6sIt was, uh... porno.
1.54sYeah, that's it.
2.63sBender, I didn't know you liked cooking.
1.47sThat's so cute.
0.98sAw, it's true.
3.14sI've been hiding it for so long.
2.8sIt's okay, Bender. I like cooking, too.
1.87sPansy.
4.69sOf course, your most important ingredient is this baby right here-- the Neptunian slug.
5.5sYou can get it in a can, but to really do things right you got to strangle yourself a fresh one.
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4sNow this is why you always want to use cast iron cookware.
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5.94sBender, mon it has come to my attention that this company has been paying you to do nothing but loaf about on the couch.
1.63sYou call that a couch?
1.53sI demand a pillow.
5.09sI'm sorry, but if you want to continue drawing a salary you've got to do more than watch the cooking shows all day.