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1.53sHey, I'm Elzar.
1.34sWelcome to the show.
4.84sYou know, you don't have to drive all the way to Neptune for great Neptunian food.
5.47sToday we're going to kick it up a notch as I show you how to fricassee a mouthwatering Neptunian slug.
1.27sWhoo-whee!
1.97sNow, while you're greasing the pan
2.32sand preheating your oven to 3,500 degrees
7.31syou're going to separate the yolk from your genetically enhanced eggplant and then give the whole thing a good blast from your spice weasel. Bam!
1.88sHey, what you watching?
1.08sUh, nothing.
1.73sIs that a cooking show?
1.6sNo, of course not.
2.6sIt was, uh... porno.
1.54sYeah, that's it.
2.63sBender, I didn't know you liked cooking.
1.47sThat's so cute.
0.98sAw, it's true.
3.14sI've been hiding it for so long.
2.8sIt's okay, Bender. I like cooking, too.
1.87sPansy.
4.69sOf course, your most important ingredient is this baby right here-- the Neptunian slug.
5.5sYou can get it in a can, but to really do things right you got to strangle yourself a fresh one.