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1.42sForget it.
2.97sAs emperor, I refuse to be dripped out through somebody's armpit.
2.67sI could vomit or urinate. Would you feel better about that?
3.52sSlightly. But my favorite so far is the bone crushing.
1.2sWhat about crying?
2.22sThat's a great idea. Crying.
1.78sFine. That or the bone one.
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1.03sKeep it up, men.
1.73sThe veneer is starting to peel.
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1.63sOh, dear.
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0.87sIt's no use.
2.54sI want to cry, but I'm just too macho.
1.63sI'll make you cry, buddy.
4.62sYou're a pimple on society's ass and you'll never amount to anything.
1.5sWhat do you mean?
1.64sI was emperor of a whole planet.
1.12sGood point.
7.44sBut here's a disturbing reminder: Everyone you knew or loved in the 20th century is dead.