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1.8sBART: Wow.
1.83sIf you'll excuse me, I'm going to the employee lounge to finish my Shasta.
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0.97sHmm...
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1.43s"Name of groom,"
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2.07sBart Simpson.
1.54s"Name of bride,"
2.24sLotta Cooties.
0.97s(LAUGHING MALICIOUSLY)
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1.2s(BEEPS)
1.3s(WHITE WEDDING PLAYING)
3.04sIt's a nice day for a white wedding
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4.84sIt's a nice day to start again
1.6s(LAUGHING MISCHIEVOUSLY)
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1.17s(MUSIC STOPS)
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3.34sA fake wedding? That's what I call chutzpah!
3.44sYeah. I'm gonna scam this town out of so many presents.
3.64sAnd what I don't use, I'm gonna return for store credit!
6.71sStore credit, store credit, store credit (SIGHING) Another employee family wedding.
3.2sWhat's the traditional peasant gift in these parts? A milking cow?