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3.67sAnd I suppose those wedding guests will also pay for dishwashing liquid,
2.54sheated water and two-sided sponges?
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5.67s(SCOFFS) Silent anger, the cornerstone of a successful marriage.
1.23s(HUMMING)
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1.6sCool. Guns.
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1.4sDie, happy couples.
5.44s(IMITATES GUN FIRING) That's not a toy, son. It's a barcode reader. It registers wedding gifts.
1.67sBull-honky.
1.6sNo. Not bull-honky.
3.1sA couple uses the gun to select gifts they want for their wedding.
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1.8sBART: Wow.
1.83sIf you'll excuse me, I'm going to the employee lounge to finish my Shasta.
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0.97sHmm...
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1.43s"Name of groom,"
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2.07sBart Simpson.
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